i like mac and cheese

Got a huge blister playing smash.

Sun, 19 May 2013 05:47:58 -0400

Got a huge blister playing smash.

“My Vag” by Awkwafina Lovely. Check out her other...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:11:00 -0400

“My Vag” by Awkwafina

Lovely. Check out her other songs too. They’re not as crude but just as hilarious.

20/20 hindsight.

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:16:48 -0400

Told the truth and said I couldn’t go to clinic because I have too much work to do.

Should’ve just lied and said I was sick. Because now I am.

DAFT PUNK RAM STREAMING ASDASFASFASF

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:33:00 -0400

DAFT PUNK RAM STREAMING ASDASFASFASF:

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"I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to find my own way."

Sat, 11 May 2013 03:15:46 -0400

“I want to thank you for never being there anymore. Your absence has forced me to find my own way.”

- Unknown (via eternellement-reconnaissant)

gq: Daft Punk is (Finally!) Playing at Our House Even for...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:09:30 -0400

gq:

Daft Punk is (Finally!) Playing at Our House

Even for robots, eight years between albums is a long time, and now everything on the radio sounds like Daft Punk did nearly a decade ago. How are the gods of digital planning to get ahead of the global EDM wave they helped create? By going analog—new album, new sound, new collaborators. But have no fear: The helmets remain the same.

They are rusty at being Daft Punk. They’ve been gone for a long time. Since their last proper studio release, 2005’s Human After All, they’ve done just a handful of interviews—three, maybe four, tops—and they’re badly out of practice. They’re still answering questions like Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, instead of like Daft Punk, which is a problem, because they’d prefer that you not think of them as people at all.

That’s partly what the robot helmets are for. It’s why you’ve never seen their faces.

“I remember when I was a kid, I would watch Superman, and I was super into the feeling of knowing that Clark Kent is Superman and no one knows,” Bangalter says. “We always thought as we were shaping this thing that the fantasy was actually so much more exciting than the idea of being the most famous person in the world.”

It’s a Saturday afternoon in Los Angeles, and the two men are seated, sans disguises, outside at a café on La Brea. They’re talking about their kids (two each), the vagaries of the California wildlife that haunt Bangalter’s house up in the hills (deer and coyotes, mostly, though recently he lost a night of sleep to the hooting of what he’s pretty sure was an owl), and a bunch of other things they’d really rather not discuss—a bunch of things they will later try to take back—because finally, after eight years, there is a new Daft Punk record.

Read our full feature of Daft Punk at GQ.com

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Tue, 07 May 2013 22:08:32 -0400

Jessica Trinh Captures Beautiful Portraits Of Her Pet Dogs.

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:08:17 -0400

Jessica Trinh Captures Beautiful Portraits Of Her Pet Dogs.

themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:03:18 -0400

themadhannibal:

Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.

Because you’re essentially a parasite. Sure, you’re not MRSA or H1N1, but you’re still useless to your parents. Do your parents a favor. They love you, they provide for you, clean your fucking room.

ridge: grimybear: sometimes i am buttercup and sometimes i am...

Mon, 06 May 2013 06:11:29 -0400

ridge:

grimybear:

sometimes i am buttercup and sometimes i am pablo

i feel you pablo

ruhbekahh: idyllicfiasco: amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pk...

Mon, 06 May 2013 05:09:18 -0400

ruhbekahh:

idyllicfiasco:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

cool

that’s… soo cute *____*

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Mon, 06 May 2013 05:08:06 -0400

euji: perfect

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:01:45 -0400

euji:

perfect

the-absolute-best-posts: Too many small boxes and Maru [x] My...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:32:56 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

Too many small boxes and Maru [x]

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thankyousweetheart: I…. I…………………

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:48:57 -0400

thankyousweetheart:

I…. I…………………

anderps: crestfallenreaper: vulpiximisa: want to help friend but dont have words IS THAT A...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 03:03:29 -0500

anderps:

crestfallenreaper:

vulpiximisa:

want to help friend but dont have words

IS THAT A FUCKING QWOP COSPLAY

THAT IS SO FUCKING QWOP OMFG LMFAOOO.

Deepthroat

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:51:07 -0500

animalsbeingdicks:

Practicing for the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship has proven more difficult for Seagull Kobiyashi.

staypozitive: Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture,...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:03:54 -0500

staypozitive:

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.

subducted: omfg

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 03:05:54 -0500

subducted:

omfg

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Tue, 12 Feb 2013 04:06:18 -0500